Star Wars Kid Embraces the Dark Side Video | Child Bows to Darth Vader

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You’ve got to feel for the parents of this little girl. They took her to Disneyland expecting a fun day out, but instead they learned that she’s pure evil.

The Jedis of Disneyland are determined to fight in her honor, but they assure her there’s no need. Instead she bows down in front of Darth Vader, preparing to embrace the Dark Side, much to the embarrassment of her Jedi protectors!

Can you blame her though? Vader is one charismatic leader, and his costumes are a lot cooler than those dowdy brown robes. Maybe this little one is onto something after all!

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