What you really want as a roving reporter is to have someone walk between you and the camera talking about drawings of phalluses. Yeah, thanks buddy.
The reporting of news events has changed irrevocably in recent years, with the dual innovations of rolling news channels and the Internet forcing the hands of broadcasters.
This means there are lots of roving reporters dropped into places they would rather not be. A warzone is bad enough, but a stock exchange trading floor is quite another.
This is a really short clip but it’s long enough for us to see a guy walk past with a dick on his back before heading back to find the culprit. Live television is wonderful.