Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham and Achmed The Dead Terrorist Video | Silence, I Will Kill You!

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I’ve just been introduced to Achmed, the dead terrorist. He is one of Jeff Dunham’s newest ventriloquist dummies, and man, Achmed has quite the personality, and a key phrase – “Silence! I will kill you!”

Plus we get to learn all about the heavenly incentives that these terrorists get when they leave us here on earth – 72 virgins! Ah ah ah, but they never said they were all female virgins Achmed!

This hilarious comedy skit takes us through Achmed’s realization that he is dead, the realization that the 72 virgins, played by the audience, aren’t all female, and the realization that Achmed likes offensive jokes. Oh, and Jeff ain’t bad either.

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