Nooooooooooooo!
“This Is Not a Drill: Industry Says the World Is Running Out of Chocolate
“Two of the major manufacturers of chocolate revealed recently that, ahem, we might have a problem: the world is facing a chocolate shortage problem because we are eating way too much of the stuff. Everyone stay calm. I repeat. Stay calm.
“I’M FREAKING OUT!!!! According to an exhaustive report in Bloomberg, the world demands more chocolate than chocolate manufacturers can humanly provide…
“So by 2030, when we are all alien-human hybrids, we will still thirst for chocolate, but there may not be any chocolate to be had.
“Cacao plants have suffered from disease, droughts, and a shift by farmers toward more profitable crops like corn and rubber.”
Read more: Gawker
