“Officers in Lowell, Michigan recently went out of their way to show appreciation for the citizens of their city by setting up the most generous speed trap ever created.
“The cops pulled motorists over for random traffic violations (i.e. tinted windows) near a shopping complex, then engaged the nervous drivers in small talk, artfully steering the conversation towards their Christmas wish lists.
“That info was surreptitiously relayed to a team of police elves, and the items were delivered during each traffic stop, setting the stage for some touching reactions.” – YT
Have yourself a merry little Christmas… and remember not all people are dickheads.