Watch Funny Ask a Mortician Episode Six Video | How Long Could Zombie Apocalypse Last?

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So. Back to the zombie apocalypse…

Okay, so she isn’t into the zombies, but it is an interesting question. But it’s not really one she can answer because there are a number of factors involved – even with the constant of normal decomposition happening.

For instance, for normal decomposition happening, you would still only have the rate at with a single zombie would last.

If ‘teh zombeh’ is transferred via bite, that automatically extends the apocalypse beyond the two month period because difference ‘unlife spans’ would be starting at different times.

Mkay, so I’m thinking too much about this, but I wanted to because she didn’t really get into it enough.

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