Obama didn’t save America from the hole it seems intent on digging itself, so why not let another country have a go at running the place?
Sure, you may be overrun by even more Tim Horton’s and flanel, but you’ll have important things like health care and plenty of real maple syrup.
If you need any more reason to vote Canada in the next election, let’s just go over that list again:
Health Care
Human Rights
Employment Rate
Immigration Control
Hockey
Crime Prevention
Lumberjack Fashion
Gun Control
Global Integration
Bigfoot Sightings
Gay Rights
Income Equality
Barley Production
Human Kindness
Bear Attacks
If that doesn’t convince you, I don’t know what will.
