You’re not putting that in my butt.
Just think – there’s still another movie to come.
(No pun intended. Though I did laugh a little after I typed that.)
It is amazing in a kind of sad way that there is so much fan fiction out there that is well written and engaging, and yet this is what makes it to the top of the pile.
We writers all hope to get there, of course, but then something like this happens…
“Strap on – uh, wait we mean “strap in” – for another reminder that your Aunt probably gets off to this stuff – Fifty Shades Darker!” – YT