Watch Funny Honest Trailers: Jupiter Ascending Video | Space Roller Skates!

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It’s funny because it’s true.

“It’s just like The Matrix, but starring Mila Kunis as a bee-whispering alien goddess and Channing Tatum as 50% abs, 50% wolfman, and 100% hover-roller-blader.

“Step Aside, Scientology, you got nothing on the ludicrous plot of Jupiter Ascending.” – YT

Having seen this movie, I knew the plot was more than a touch ridiculous. Seeing all the nitpicks and blatant ‘wrong-ness’ here in one place makes me realise that I was still giving this movie more credit that I realised.

It was awesome if you only count the visuals – use of colour, sets, computer graphics, etc.

I don’t think I’ve ever said that the plot ruined the movie…

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