Well that is certainly one way to get what you want. Kind of.
One hardly knows the words to say in response to having viewed such a thing.
Just kidding. (I just finished a paper on existentialism, so my brain is a bit fried at the moment.)
The cynical part of me thinks about how it would be nice to have the money to spend on a photographer for a joke.
But the normal human being part of me thinks this is a great joke. Well done on him for taking the piss out of this sort of thing and having a good time.