Please let this be fake. Please let this be fake.
All that diet coke is giving ME a headache. YUCK.
I feel like some of this really has to be misreported or exaggerated or something. I mean, the guy was bloody rich as before he became the president so…
I mean, if I had that money, it’d be sushi every day. Fresh seafood, the best seasonal fruits and veggies. How is this even possibly desired (though, you know, Oreos…) when you have the money for the finest food in the world.
Anyone? Is anyone going to tell me this is just a joke or something?