Obviously the problem with teens today is they are not eating enough cornflakes.
Personally, I always found cornflakes to be absolutely disgusting flecks of grossness that turned into mush within moments of the milk being poured…
…and now it suddenly occurs to me why cornflakes may do so well when it comes to killing one’s libido.
Yuck.
It’s a strange and wacky world we live in, isn’t it?
If cornflakes were a happy little accident that Kellog wanted to use to stop people from masturbating, I can’t help but wonder about some of the stories behind other seemingly innocent foodstuffs…