“The reality star-turned-Vegas showgirl [Holly Madison] has taken out a seven-figure insurance policy on her famous bust line.”
Now those are some expensive rockin’ knockers. Full of fortune fun bags. Some valuable chest pillows. Some treasured…
Okay, I’ll stop it now. For now.
Holly Madison knows where her assets are at this point in her life and isn’t taking any risks on those assests getting damaged.
I’m not quite sure just what could happen to harm those hooters (sorry), but sometimes it’s just better to be safe than sorry rather than put one million dollars on the line.
Here’s to healthy and happy honkers.
