I must, I must, increase my thrusts… Right.
“Nowhere is safe from spreadsheet mentality, not even our bedrooms.
“A new sex app called Spreadsheets (you were expecting something more creative, perhaps?) is available from Apple.
“[It] helps document your sexual performance using various measures such as how long you last, how loud you are, how many times a week you have sex and – eww – the number of thrusts.
“The Young Turks hosts Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian break it down.” – YT
I suppose it had to happen at one point right? There has to be an app for everything out there…