Watch Why 50 Shades Of Grey Was Clearly Written By An Alien Video

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Come for me! Come for me now? How about now?

I kind of want to live in the world where that would work.

So, the BDSM research was clearly lacking, but the food research went above and beyond. Good to know.

No, I didn’t read the books. Rather, I tried, but it made my inner editor cry.

I wasn’t going to put this video up – haven’t we had enough commentary about 50 Shades of Grey? – but I really like the points she makes here. I mean, who are we to say that EL James isn’t actually a hungry, horny alien?

Anything is possible.

Plus, pancakes.

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