Watch Why Aren’t We Talking About Octopuses? Cracked Video

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Walkies!

I’m a little sad. I totally thought it was ‘octopi’ in plural.

I knew octopuses were cool, but I didn’t quite realise that they were that cool! They’re not just there to predict the outcomes of your football/soccer matches, people.

Seriously though… We have movies like Sharknado. Where is Octopocalypse? I mean, if they organised, they can obviously come onto land and cause trouble.

All, of course, obeying the wishes of their lord and master Octus Maximus, the biggest octpus ever known!

Right? Right.

“We are happy to heap praise on our future eight-legged overlords.” – YT

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