Watch Why The Zombie Apocalypse Would Fail Quickly Cracked.com Video

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Braaaaaaaains. Must have braaaaaains. Or something like that.

“Everything is normal and humans act like this all the time.” – YT

Come on, Brad! Just stomp his head, Brad! Yes, on his- Right there, Brad. Stomp, Brad!

Okay, so this wasn’t nearly as funny as I was thinking it would be, but it’s worth a second watch just to read the headlines ticker if nothing else.

This definitely hits the ‘it’s funny because it’s true’ (true insofar as we can know, anyway) category.

So… are zombies done yet? As a thing? Or are we still here… I feel like this phase is lasting longer than werewolves and vampires…

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