X-Men Origins: Wolverine is released today into cinemas, at least in the U.S. I was lucky enough to go and see it yesterday due to the UK getting it a couple of days early. I must say… it rocks. However, that doesn’t mean everyone should try and be like Wolverine.
Wolverine is a mutant with two super powers, the ability to heal from (almost) all wounds, and those razor-sharp claws which he uses to, well, slaughter and maim bad guys with. As well as the occasional good guy.
What if you had the chance to take one of those powers for yourself. One, and only one. Which would you choose? Personally, I’d choose the healing, then I could live for hundreds of years without fear of death. These two douchebags on the other hand choose the claws. Big mistake.
The clip rather predictably ends in a big bloody mess, with the two Wolverine fanboys stabbing each other in the head with their new adamantium claws. Serves them right for being cheapskates I suppose.