Obviously, being a man, or at least a rough approximation of one, I have an unnerving fascination with breasts. Big, small, fake, real, pink, or brown, you name it and I’m interested. But I may have just met my match.
This woman demonstrates live on television how it is possible to break open a watermelon using her own ample version. It’s mightily impressive but surely that’s got to hurt!
As a bit of a connoisseur, I think this lady has had some work done. No, scrub that, she’s had a lot of work done. She may even have had two of the things she’s trying to crack open inserted under her skin.
I’d be scared of this woman, not only because she can crack melons open with her breasts but because she also looks scary. I suppose that’s what you get for going under the knife and having two hot air balloons inserted where your bosoms used to be.
