Here a college teen attempts to show us how to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew. I say attempts, because all he succeeds in is showing us what a goose he is.
Smashing a bottle against a toilet seemed an OK idea in theory. Sure you’d have a broken bottle on your hands, but you could easily get to the precious liquid inside (hopefully without any glass splinters).
But our hero didn’t count on one thing: the toilet may be weaker than the wine bottle. So he ends up with one intact bottle of booze and one smashed toilet bowl. Whoops!
I’m just waiting for him to look down and realize he’s got a screw-cap!
