Dirty Dog Video | Girl Dances While Puppy Humps Toy!

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This has got to be one of the strangest videos online at the moment. It features a mini-Britney Spears (minus the breakdown) and her horny little dog.

The little girl is focused on making her own music video. She’ll realize in a few years this is a bad idea, probably when her parents drag it out on her 21st birthday, but for now it’s kind of cute.

But it’s hard to focus on her dancing skills with her little dog having his wicked way with a toy snake in the background! He barely takes a break through this entire routine, and it’s very distracting.

But this pervy pet isn’t the worst part of the clip. He’s funny. The most cringeworthy moment is when she picks up the same toy snake and places it around her shoulders.

There’s no way I’d touch that thing! The dog seems so relieved when she puts it down so he can “play” with it again.

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