Funny Snake Bite Fail Video | Fake Woman Gets A Very Real Snake Bite On Her Boob

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A fake woman gets bitten on the boob by a snake she tries to kiss. Is it me or did she kind of deserve it?

I have to say I have little sympathy for this stupid woman. She chose to hold a snake close to her face and pretend to kiss it. What did she expect to happen?

And anyway, I can’t possibly see how on earth this hurt her, as the snake surely only bit into silicon, which her boobs are bulging at the seams with. If this were a real woman I’d have a lot more pity for the ordeal she went through.

There is a lesson here for all of us, I guess: Don’t cake yourself in so much make-up and fake tan that a snake smells the reeking chemicals and decides to attack.

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