How Not To Lift A Car Video | Ermm Fellas, You Forgot To Apply The Handbrake!

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When lifting a car up after it has unfortunately flipped on its side, there are a number of key points to remember. Please take care to use the following guidelines:-

Step 1: Apply the handbrake, so that when you do eventually manage to use your feeble muscle power to right the car, it doesn’t drive itself off and crash in to the nearest hole.

Step 2: Make sure someone is at the scene videoing you lifting the car, so that if you fail to adhere to step 1 (see above), you learn from your mistake and never repeat it.

Step 3: Upload said video to a site on the Internet, for the amusement of millions of people around the world, who will laugh at your misfortune, and complete lack of common sense.

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