Humiliation Vid – Cocky Cyclist Eats Pavement

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No matter how bad your day has been it’s not likely that you’ve got it worse than the poor sap in this clip. Imagine feeling as if you’re on top of the world. You’re near the finish line in a bicycle race.

A giddy feeling begins to billow up in your belly causing you to rejoice, and raise your arms in victory. Then, you fall of your bicycle.

I suppose the guy in this clip could always reassure himself with positive affirmations of his prowess as a bicyclist. After all not many people could almost win a race.

Then again not many people could be so close to victory and fall off their bikes like boneheads either. Maybe it would be better for everyone if he just drove his bike off a cliff.

Boy it feels good to celebrate someone else’s failures. The only thing that would make it better is if I were able stand at the finish line and pelt him with tomatoes as he crossed.

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