Is it too late to change my vote? I’ve been a staunch Barack Obama supporter, but a new candidate has entered the race and quickly won me over. His name is Hector.
Like Obama, he’s super cute. He’s also a little bit cuddlier. But you know what the real drawcard is? He makes adorable squishy sounds with his cheeks. I think this skill alone makes him a clear winner.
He also has no political platform, so he won’t risk offending anyone any of those touchy foreign leaders. Now that’s a huge advantage!
Who else thinks the otter has this sewn up?
