Otter for President Video | Hector Challenges Clinton and Obama

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Is it too late to change my vote? I’ve been a staunch Barack Obama supporter, but a new candidate has entered the race and quickly won me over. His name is Hector.

Like Obama, he’s super cute. He’s also a little bit cuddlier. But you know what the real drawcard is? He makes adorable squishy sounds with his cheeks. I think this skill alone makes him a clear winner.

He also has no political platform, so he won’t risk offending anyone any of those touchy foreign leaders. Now that’s a huge advantage!

Who else thinks the otter has this sewn up?

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