If you’ve read your Bible stories, you’d know Jesus as a placid, forgiving, peace-loving fellow. But the schlock horror film Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter tells a very different story.
In it Jesus is working hard to rid the world of sunlight loving lesbian vampires. Of course, that’s a big job for just one man so he enlists the help of a fat Mexican wrestler. Oh yeah, did I mention it’s a musical?
After just a minute of trailer, I’m determined to track this Canadian film down. Yes, it looks absolutely terrible. But it’s so off the wall I’m sure it’d keep me entertained!
